Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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