Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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