Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize