My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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