Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
