he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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