I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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