everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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