She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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