i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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