Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
