my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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