i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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