So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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