Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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