About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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