dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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