he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
