Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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