Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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