Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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