somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Blood and glitter go together right?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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