but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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