Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you win again, gameday.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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