sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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