Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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