where am i from again
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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