its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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