Please, let me fuck your mom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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