Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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