I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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