Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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