I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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