Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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