how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize