She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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