I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
