for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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