she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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