We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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