I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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