My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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