You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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