This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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