you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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