Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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