Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
