I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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