so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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