Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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