There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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