im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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