maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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