D3 body, D1 cock
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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