i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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