I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Operation Purity has been aborted
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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